Sunday, January 9, 2011

john boehner lives here?.....

I looked at houses all weekend. I looked in Springfield and Clarksville. Springfield was enticing because it's closer to Nashville. Clarksville was attractive because it's closer to where I work. I didn't look at a ton of houses but it was more than enough for them to start to blur together. One thing that was interesting was that I saw tanning beds in 2 different houses. I'm sure that some people would find my purchasing habits bizarre but I let out a bitch squeal when I opened the door and saw it. The owners didn't try to cover it or store it in a hidden closet. It was right there in a spare bedroom. It was like I saw a mouse. The realtor asked me if I was alright. I said I thought it was time to go to the next house.